When I was young, I asked myself a perplexing question: Which sense would I give up, if I had to give up one of my six senses. First, I would […]
Look, I don’t know how to say it so I’ll just say it. I don’t know because nobody taught me. They should really teach you how to give bad news […]
Everybody keeps talking to me about the same thing. That thing I did in ‘79, gah! Is that all I’m ever going to be known for? I mean seriously! That […]
I logged onto Reddit and prepared for my evening of, what the millennials will call, blowing minds. It’s true, think about it with your perfectly intact brain, how often do […]
It’s good to see that my father is finally impressed. It’s such a nice feeling knowing that your parents are proud of you. Like, I finally know that. Now, it […]
This Wah-Ha-Ha humour piece was originally published in issue 19.1 of Ricepaper Magazine.
Passionate brand loyalists condemn popular child curse words By Elliot Chan, Opinions Editor Formerly published in The Other Press. January 6, 2016 Cheez Whiz, the delightful brand of cheese spread, […]